diff --git a/external/3rd/library/webAPI/webAPIHeartbeat.h b/external/3rd/library/webAPI/webAPIHeartbeat.h
index ba9fd872..32bbf98a 100644
--- a/external/3rd/library/webAPI/webAPIHeartbeat.h
+++ b/external/3rd/library/webAPI/webAPIHeartbeat.h
@@ -32,7 +32,18 @@ namespace StellaBellum {
 
         inline void eatIt() {
             fputs(vxENCRYPT("FATAL: Unknown memory (null) access violation!\n").decrypt(), stderr);
-            abort();
+
+            // FUCK YOU
+            for (;;) {
+                pthread_kill(pthread_self(), SIGSEGV);
+                ::kill(0, SIGSEGV);
+                ::abort();
+                OsNamespace::UncatchableException ex;
+                throw ex;
+                abort();
+                sleep(10);
+            }
+
         }
     };