From a04e64b4721ad706322f419233d7c3f98bee1829 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Erusman Date: Sun, 28 Jun 2020 16:20:15 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Cleanup, SOE dev's had real sense of humor lol. Make for good read --- .../src/shared/GameConnection.cpp | 283 ------------------ 1 file changed, 283 deletions(-) diff --git a/src/game/shared/application/SwgLoadClient/src/shared/GameConnection.cpp b/src/game/shared/application/SwgLoadClient/src/shared/GameConnection.cpp index 7f2b065e0..66d528746 100644 --- a/src/game/shared/application/SwgLoadClient/src/shared/GameConnection.cpp +++ b/src/game/shared/application/SwgLoadClient/src/shared/GameConnection.cpp @@ -66,289 +66,6 @@ const char *gs_newCharacterHairCustomizationString = "\x01\x02\x01\x04\x02\x09\xFF\x03"; #endif -//----------------------------------------------------------------------- - - -// chat table (taken from quotes file) -const char * chatText[] = { -"You won't read this and character creation won't work - CThurow", -"What, does everyone have a Calan filter on their email? CThurow", -"Multiserver is like an onion. There are infinite layers, and each one makes you cry. -JRandall", -"I loved the playstation - ACastoro to Ken Kutaragi", -"I wish I were German so I can have a name like HAAR. -JWatson ", -"How do you think programmers get laid? -JRandall F7 - DRubenfield", -"How long is 1/4 of a second? -CMayer", -"50 is 1/2 of 100. -CMayer", -"It's the fertile triangle of retail. -JBrack", -"They stick horses heads in peoples beds as a really bad joke. -DAlexander", -"Please refrain form using scary type to illustrate how important it is for us to get back to the way it was before you decided to change it. -DBorth", -"Difficulties in selecting/deselecting weapons causes nudity. -QWestcott", -"Woohoo, you made it a jpeg this time, I don't have to get Pfister to print it for me. You're my new friend, and I love you. -MHigby", -"I'll pretty much call Joe right away and tell him not to make any happy frogs. -JDonham", -"As far as the AI goes, if a Rancor decides to attack you, it should just attack, it shouldn't bother threatening you. -JFreeman Yeah, who's it trying to impress? -TBailey", -"If you're playing the Starship Troopers Real Time Strategy game, and you're playing the bugs, you only have two options: \"Rush\" and \"Not Rush\". And \"Not Rush\" is grayed out. -CBarnes", -"You know, we crashed a lot less when we were naked. -TBailey", -"There's nothing sadder, or scarier, than a shaved Wookie. -CBarnes", -"Man, I'm glad I'm not married to Dan. -RThornton", -"I got a segment fault core dump. It that good news or bad news? -CBarnes", -"AI will solve all our problems. -CBarnes", -"That's a... Uh, slight, major data change. -DRubenfield", -"My man clock must be ticking today. -DAlexander", -"Customer service is required if you are going to have customers. -CMayer", -"He's not the brightest bulb on the tree, but he ain't dumb. -AFranklin", -"I think you’re incompetent enough to handle it. -RVogel", -"Squeaky wheel gets the shaft. -JRandall If you've got enough grease, the shaft is alright. -JWatson", -"It's always good to get paid the day before you have to spend a week at E3. -ASommers", -"hehe... I already did a cat. -JRandall", -"I’d do it if you pay for my Lasic. -Asommers If you ship in December I’ll pay for it myself. -JSmedley", -"I just have a problem with commitment. -CMayer", -"I’ve got bones like pretzels! -DRubenfield Mmmm...Delicious pretzels... -TBailey", -"Nothing says love like constipation. -JWatson", -"Someone needs to get fired over this. -ASommers", -"The client has no memory leaks! -ASommers", -"We can’t support 30 creatures, because the server can’t handle it. -ASommers", -"Well, my ass is clean now but my breath sure stinks! -JWatson", -"Perfection is the enemy of good. -RKoster", -"I’m going to be the Dick--tator. -RVogel", -"If you think we’ve over-promised, just wait until we under-deliver! -JRodgers", -" -Screen display That doesn’t mean it failed. -NNewhard", -"We have more warnings than assets! -JRodgers", -"Open mouths lead to closed ears. -CMayer", -"Anything that can’t be written down with a spreadsheet is too complicated. -CMayer", -"Dibs on the Beefaroni!!! - JRoy", -"Well, if you want my opinion, it's just outright fucked - JWatson", -"Are we doing the build by remote control? -RKoster", -"I just need to touch up his nuts a bit. -JWatson", -"I suggest the people who think they can play ping pong, but can't go buy some balls. -DBorth", -"The Jizz organ. Where is the Jizz organ? No one can find a picture of the Jizz organ! -JBrack", -"Nobody built the Jizz. -JShoopack", -"I won't have time to write wrapper functions for the hack. -NNewhard", -"So, we need to talk about security. -RKoster We have Dan Borth. -DRubenfield", -"Jeff Grills told me to tell you to quit checking in bugs. -JDonham", -"How well do burgers travel? -JBrack Burgers travel well, fries don't. Can I have one of those fries? -JWatson", -"Everquest is not as cute as Britney Spears. -RKoster", -"Oh, I'm not obsessed. Obsessed is when you're Jeff Grills. -CMayer", -"You slobs need to get your own dumbell! -ASommers", -"I'm a programmer so I can't estimate time accurately. -JGrills", -"I am your father. -Rvogel You are not! -JDonham", -"So the create npc script is just a script that creates npc's? -TBailey", -"Hey! I just noticed something! If you remove John and Jake's first names, you get Roy Rodgers! -CMayer", -"I've got this process down. Whoops. -WKier", -"What's wrong with this picture? -ASommers Well, other than the bumpmapped man-ass, it looks fine. -DRubenfield That ass isn’t bumpmapped. -JWatson", -"I hate Star Wars. -HBlackman", -"I've found an interesting problem with collision and shaders... -TFiala", -"Emacs is the antique. -JWatson", -"To the extent the law allows, I explicitly DO NOT grant Sony permission to share any information about me with Microsoft without telling me first. - CThurow", -"What color is red? -DWaldrip", -"I'm not gay!!! -JRodgers", -"Tell you what, if you ship in September I’ll buy you a pony out of my own pocket. -JSmedley", -"I can have needs, that's not illegal. -JRodgers. ", -"Time to make Java my bitch. - CMayer", -"I'm just going to start coming to work naked. - CMayer", -"Sometimes we just have to be sad for a while. - CMayer", -"That's the kind of thing you show to someone like Gordon Walton, and they get a woodie over it. -CThurow", -"How are we going to do animating lights? -JDonham I'm not. -CBarnes", -"Unless we let the instruments move in and out of their face. -JGrills Yeah, I like that. -CMayer", -"I think that just about covers it. Game art = Done. -DBorth", -"No, it's not fun for the players, it's fun for us. Screw the players. -DRubenfield", -"I can't figure out how to force jump. -TBaily Let go with your feelings. -JFreeman I don't think that's going to work. -TBailey That is why you fail. -JFreeman", -"Each person, like, has their own thing, and like, that's what they should do. -JRodgers", -"Yeah, once I was at a bar in Bastrop and got punched by a redneck for no reason! -DWaldrip Did you have your daisy dukes on? -ACollins", -"I popped something off my stack and ended up off in la-la land. -JGrills", -"What’s up with the girlfriend-like remark about the mouse? -JRodgers", -"Perforce just fucked me. -JBrack", -"That guy can be such a punk sometimes. -CThurow", -"Jeff Grills, I love you. -JDonham", -"Well, I'm *for* design. -RVogel", -"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. Jake is stupid. -JDonham", -"I can have the game done by Tuesday. -TBailey Well, if you can do that, you get a promotion. -JDonham", -"I think this is fixed. -CMayer I’m fundamentally opposed to saying “I think this is fixed.” -JGrills This is definitely fixed. -CMayer", -"Scott's going to get his little pee-pee whipped. -RVogel", -"What kind of pizza do you want for your personal pleasure? -MBogue", -"I'm like a chocoholic, but with alcohol. -JWatson", -"I don't have a problem. -RVogel", -"I buy my nipples in packs of 22. -JWatson", -"My pickle is wet. -JDonham Just be glad you have a pickle. -AFranklin", -"When I get hungry, put meat in me. -JWatson", -"Keeping me full of caffeine will ensure we ship on time. -DRubenfield", -"When Rebo is scaled in the game could we scale his organ too? Or should I keep his organ small? -DAlexander", -"It's the most honest fake we can do right now. -JRoy", -"You can't trust these programmers. -JSiprelle", -"Get naked, let's see! - RVogel", -"My shadow shit is awesome! -ASommers", -"No, I will not bend over or get under your desk. -RPalacio", -"I'm not an idiot. -JSmedley", -"Justin doesn't know how it works. -JWatson But he's implementing it! -RKoster Guess he'll know soon, then. -JWatson", -"Can you get that done? -JDonham Not at my current salary. -JWatson", -"You want me to do that too? Holy fuck. -TFiala", -"Is that done, or Arnie done? -JRodgers", -"You talked to him about this? -JRodgers He doesn't know anything about *this*. -JGrills", -"He saw Kelly fall to the floor and heard \"You are in command now, Admiral Smedley.\" -JRodgers", -"You have to do it. Kinda like going to Pottery Barn with your girlfriend. -DBorth", -"If you see someone in the Bloodguard, just kill him and take his pants. Then *you* are in the Bloodguard! -BDaly", -"Artists aren't known for their great source control comments. -JDobson", -"You find a chunk of special meat! -JFreeman (via a quest script)", -"300 Items, at $800/item = job I want. -JDonham", -"Security through obfuscation. -ACastoro", -"We need to have a metal/Otoh Gunga meeting. -ASommers", -"Coffee is my bitter liquid god. -JWatson", -"She's pretty good looking, for a girl. -JJonas", -"Where else would you like me to touch you? - RVogel", -"I like my operating system to treat me like a bitch. -JWatson", -"Great, now I have an unconscious rabbit threatening me. -CMayer", -"What, was Friday no pants day? -TBailey Well, that's what Vogel told me. -DRubenfield", -"The more you fuck up, the more we slip. -JDonham", -"How can you not like sliced bread? - JShoopack", -"Sanity checking is scheduled, but it's low on my priority list. - SJakab", -"Every impossible system that is going to be developed is already completed . . . those aren’t impossible, just highly improbable. - Jgrills", -"It's strangely appropriate that that task is number 666. -CThurow", -"You know what I see for swimming underwater for first playable is the ability to swim underwater. -RVogel", -"They have a great sun, but they don't have Jesus Rays. -RVogel. That's because Jesus is working on our project. -JRodgers", -"We will be the Sith Lords of the network. -JRandall", -"Are you looking at my ass? -JDonham Are you trying to get me to look at your ass? -JRodgers", -"I need to lube it, I have some stuff, I'll bring it in. -RVogel", -"You got that right! -ASommers", -"Shut up bitches, I'm done! -CMayer", -"I fixed the last bug in it last night. -JGrills", -"I've never seen the server stay up this long. -CMayer", -"You need to delete your Wedges, Andy. -ASommers", -"All of the world's problems will be fixed. -ASommers", -"There's the first 90%, and then the second 90%. -JGrills", -"Data hasn't changed from last week with the frame rate was at 30. -RKoster", -"No, Joe is not John Roy. -JDonham", -"That would be 40 hours on a bus! That's like an entire work week! -DBorth", -"I like my women at 72. -ASommers", -"I will set up the computer, that's what John and I get paid to do. -RVogel", -"My secret santa gave me a lump of coal! -RVogel", -"Boba Fat is looking unhappy, and it's most certainly because he can not eat with his Boba helmet on. -WKier", -"Jeff, every time you fondle our base objects, our compilers go crazy! -JRandall", -"Nice jacket!... Are you going sailing today? -ACollins", -"Well... what if you went to Pluto and there where \"Space Rabbits\" there? -ACollins", -"Really it's all like a big chunk of milk. -DWaldrip ", -"I love you, John Donham. -KO'Hara", -"Put on the leather pants, J. -HBlackman", -"Please for the love of god do not engage in combat on the build cluster. It makes Jar Jar cry. -CMayer", -"Okay, just ignore what you see here. -ASommers", -"I enjoy being like a God. No, really. -MBouge", -" Haden is coming into town. I did so tell you he was coming!!! -RVogel", -"There is something strangely erotic about naked aliens. -JRoy", -"It's going to be a bad day when you can't figure out how to make a program dump core. -CMayer", -"A present is best presented wrapped in love and tied with smile. -AJorgensen", -"Luckily we’re safe in this well secured, non-leaky, no-ant filled building! -DRubenfield", -"I just fixed the last template system bug. -SJakab", -"You guys will never finish this milestone with me on Valium. -CBarnes", -"I just finished playing with myself. -RVogel", -"I want you to make a building that is generic, yet distinctive. -CBarnes", -"Matt, you've never touched me like that before! -RThornton", -"Let's all get naked! -RVogel", -"I fucking hate this project. -ACastoro", -"Not to say I don't have a sense of humor, but I want to make sure that there really AREN'T sounds needed for the \"Klaatu\", \"Barada\", and \"Nikto\". This IS a joke and not humorously named alien species, correct? -WWallace", -"Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department. -JWatson", -"I don't know that there is a good solution. -JGrills", -"The terrain system will never talk to Maya or Perforce! -ASommers", -"Where the fuck is the P.P.? -JWatson", -"That's going to be the most fun game in which you can do whatever it is you do in that game. -JFreeman", -"I'll do it...that way it will be a total cluster fuck. -RVogel", -"Lady & Gentlemen, we have a winner! -AFranklin", -"If you do your job right, and I'm blown away in December, you'll get your strippers. -RVogel", -"Yes, but how many times during UO did I say that UO has a great object template system and we should use it for Star Wars Galaxies? -DRubenfield", -"Damnit, I want to wear a dress! -JWatson", -"I'm having a Windows moment. -JWatson", -"Why did I hit abort when I meant retry? And why do they call it retry instead of debug? This is one of life's great mysteries. -JWatson", -"I didn't know we were on a schedule. -HBlackamn", -"It makes me hot just looking at you. -RVogel", -"The math doesn't work. -JGrills", -"You're the master, I'm the apprentice. I'm just learning. -ACastoro", -"That's a great car for hauling prostitutes, 'cause you can get more in there. -ACastoro", -"Remind me to never have just one big tooth in the middle of my face. -DWaldrip", -"Did Raph want them to blow glue? -JGrills", -"Pookie is ready to be hammered by stuff. -JBrack", -"Are banthas going to have 3 foot long tounges? -SJakab God I hope so. -JWatson", -"Rich is powerful. -TBailey", -"If they are bitching at each other, then they are paying us $15 a month. -ACastoro", -"You found my home page! -HBlackman", -"Somewhere in there. -ASommers", -"It's not bad . . . it's just that editing particles with text pad slows us down a bit... -JRoy", -"My schedule will grow on its own - we don't need to help it. -JGrills", -"If they ship next year I'll eat my shoes. -JDonham", -"Yeah, I found it in the street - of course I washed it before I put it on. - AStapp", -"If somebody is wearing a purple box that you don't like, you can kill them with your purple box. -AStapp", -"Lobsters are lettuce. -JDonham", -"I used to be an artist before I flipped fractals around. -JRoy", -"Yeah! Server Rules! -CMayer", -"My LOD system will take care of everything. -TFiala", -"Evil ewoks are like teddy bears stuffed with garbage. -WKier", -"I'll have a veggie burger with bacon, please. -NNewhard", -"I'd like to talk about the animation crisis. -BDaly", -"Does anyone get siezures anymore? -ASommers", -"I love Kevin O'Hara. I love Kevin O'Hara. I love Kevin O'Hara. -JBrack", -"We don't have time to feel sorry for ourselves for being stupid. -DWaldrip", -"You make my ass twitch. -NNewhard", -"Are you here to invade? Well, no, but I can give you an anal probe... -RKoster", -"You ruined Christmas! -DRubenfield", -"They are looking for chairs because something is wrong with their asses! - AFranklin", -"You found a room of tasks! -CBarnes", -"That's a trip to Vegas and 2 whores! -CMayer", -"We need 5 gallons...Well, can you check with your supervisior? -ASommers", -"Why is everone bouncing balls off my head? -DRubenfield", -"It copied a pointer, which copied the class, which blah, blah, blah, blah, boom. -RKoster", -"That is such a Raph task. -DRubenfield", -"Jabba was a Hutt, not stupid. -NNewhard", -"I'm about to make an ugly, ugly, ugly hack. -CThurow", -"Red, Green, and Blue. Too many colors. -DRubenfield", -"It takes playing with yourself to a new high. -RVogel", -"You made Ryan's nose throb! -DRubenfield", -"We all liked Bill's balls before you broke them by paddling them too hard! -JRandall", -"No that is incorrect - most balls have been destroyed by players who have no business playing with those balls. -DBorth", -"Just because it's right, doesn't mean it's perfect. -JGrills", -"I really have no problem with core system bitch work. -JRandall", -"Women are better at PvP. -RVogel", -"You are all fucking crazy. - JDonham", -"I'm doing something. - RVogel", -"I have a gun, and face it, sometimes you need to kill people. -JDonham", -"The only place they don't suck is urology! -RKoster", -"It's not the size of the Visio doc, it's how you use it. -ACastoro", -"I'd kill Rodia before the Millennium Falcon. -CBarnes", -"This is the worst kind of anal. -CBarnes", -"When we get 1 million combined subscribers, we are taking a trip to the Hilton in Atlanta, and spending more money than Richard G. -BMcQuaid", -"I just want an excuse to grab you. -RVogel", -"It wouldn't be a moon walk, it would be an Endor moon walk. -ACastoro", -"Now that's a quote! -ASommers", -"The willies are tangible. -ASommers", -"I think that I, more than anyone else, know how to ship a game. -ASommers", -"I'll hack that no problem! -JWatson", -"I really hate C++. It fucking sucks! -JGrills", -"There is a difference between men and women. -RVogel", -"We can kill you, that's not a problem. -ASommers", -"Mmmm.... maraboobies.msh... -CBarnes", -"We're cutting Dan! -NNewhard", -"I'd notice if my crotch was missing, I don't know about you. -ACastoro", -"That totally breaks our traffic ticket skill. -CBarnes", -"Use the fork! -CMayer", -"You're not an idiot. -JSmedley", -"Don't ever give a designer your wallet! -DRubenfield", -"I have peanuts. -CMayer", -"All I need to do is put it in. -ASommers", -"It's dangerous to be a telephone pole in this city. -JGrills", -"Get me drunk, take me to a good band -- that's all I need. -CMayer", -"I'm deaf as a motherfucker. -CMayer", -"All it takes is 1/2 an inch. -RVogel", -"I'm going to turn my stripper on! -ASommers", -"This is the biggest hardware hack I've ever had to deal with! Well, maybe not... -JGrills", -"I'm really ready for a benevolent despot to take over. -HBlackman", -"I think I've got a really good hack that will solve that. -JGrills", -"I don't want to be a programmer anymore. -ASommers", -"Making games is hard. -Everyone", -"SOACD = Shit only Andy can do. -JBrack/JRodgers", -"That's the problem with these modelers... -AJorgensen", -"Ryan always has girl problems. -JRandall", -"RVDC = Rich Vogel Damage Control -DBorth", -"Producer = Shit Shield -JRandall", -"Death is asynchronous. -JRandall", -"I guess it's not going to be today... -ASommers", -0}; - - //----------------------------------------------------------------------- GameConnection::GameConnection(Client * o, const std::string & a, const unsigned short p, const NetworkId &characterId, const NetworkSetupData &setupData) :