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Cleanup, SOE dev's had real sense of humor lol. Make for good read

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// chat table (taken from quotes file)
const char * chatText[] = {
"You won't read this and character creation won't work - CThurow",
"What, does everyone have a Calan filter on their email? CThurow",
"Multiserver is like an onion. There are infinite layers, and each one makes you cry. -JRandall",
"I loved the playstation - ACastoro to Ken Kutaragi",
"I wish I were German so I can have a name like HAAR. -JWatson ",
"How do you think programmers get laid? -JRandall F7 - DRubenfield",
"How long is 1/4 of a second? -CMayer",
"50 is 1/2 of 100. -CMayer",
"It's the fertile triangle of retail. -JBrack",
"They stick horses heads in peoples beds as a really bad joke. -DAlexander",
"Please refrain form using scary type to illustrate how important it is for us to get back to the way it was before you decided to change it. -DBorth",
"Difficulties in selecting/deselecting weapons causes nudity. -QWestcott",
"Woohoo, you made it a jpeg this time, I don't have to get Pfister to print it for me. You're my new friend, and I love you. -MHigby",
"I'll pretty much call Joe right away and tell him not to make any happy frogs. -JDonham",
"As far as the AI goes, if a Rancor decides to attack you, it should just attack, it shouldn't bother threatening you. -JFreeman Yeah, who's it trying to impress? -TBailey",
"If you're playing the Starship Troopers Real Time Strategy game, and you're playing the bugs, you only have two options: \"Rush\" and \"Not Rush\". And \"Not Rush\" is grayed out. -CBarnes",
"You know, we crashed a lot less when we were naked. -TBailey",
"There's nothing sadder, or scarier, than a shaved Wookie. -CBarnes",
"Man, I'm glad I'm not married to Dan. -RThornton",
"I got a segment fault core dump. It that good news or bad news? -CBarnes",
"AI will solve all our problems. -CBarnes",
"That's a... Uh, slight, major data change. -DRubenfield",
"My man clock must be ticking today. -DAlexander",
"Customer service is required if you are going to have customers. -CMayer",
"He's not the brightest bulb on the tree, but he ain't dumb. -AFranklin",
"I think you’re incompetent enough to handle it. -RVogel",
"Squeaky wheel gets the shaft. -JRandall If you've got enough grease, the shaft is alright. -JWatson",
"It's always good to get paid the day before you have to spend a week at E3. -ASommers",
"hehe... I already did a cat. -JRandall",
"I’d do it if you pay for my Lasic. -Asommers If you ship in December I’ll pay for it myself. -JSmedley",
"I just have a problem with commitment. -CMayer",
"I’ve got bones like pretzels! -DRubenfield Mmmm...Delicious pretzels... -TBailey",
"Nothing says love like constipation. -JWatson",
"Someone needs to get fired over this. -ASommers",
"The client has no memory leaks! -ASommers",
"We can’t support 30 creatures, because the server can’t handle it. -ASommers",
"Well, my ass is clean now but my breath sure stinks! -JWatson",
"Perfection is the enemy of good. -RKoster",
"I’m going to be the Dick--tator. -RVogel",
"If you think we’ve over-promised, just wait until we under-deliver! -JRodgers",
"<Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail!> -Screen display That doesn’t mean it failed. -NNewhard",
"We have more warnings than assets! -JRodgers",
"Open mouths lead to closed ears. -CMayer",
"Anything that can’t be written down with a spreadsheet is too complicated. -CMayer",
"Dibs on the Beefaroni!!! - JRoy",
"Well, if you want my opinion, it's just outright fucked - JWatson",
"Are we doing the build by remote control? -RKoster",
"I just need to touch up his nuts a bit. -JWatson",
"I suggest the people who think they can play ping pong, but can't go buy some balls. -DBorth",
"The Jizz organ. Where is the Jizz organ? No one can find a picture of the Jizz organ! -JBrack",
"Nobody built the Jizz. -JShoopack",
"I won't have time to write wrapper functions for the hack. -NNewhard",
"So, we need to talk about security. -RKoster We have Dan Borth. -DRubenfield",
"Jeff Grills told me to tell you to quit checking in bugs. -JDonham",
"How well do burgers travel? -JBrack Burgers travel well, fries don't. <a beat> Can I have one of those fries? -JWatson",
"Everquest is not as cute as Britney Spears. -RKoster",
"Oh, I'm not obsessed. Obsessed is when you're Jeff Grills. -CMayer",
"You slobs need to get your own dumbell! -ASommers",
"I'm a programmer so I can't estimate time accurately. -JGrills",
"I am your father. -Rvogel You are not! -JDonham",
"So the create npc script is just a script that creates npc's? -TBailey",
"Hey! I just noticed something! If you remove John and Jake's first names, you get Roy Rodgers! -CMayer",
"I've got this process down. <a beat> Whoops. -WKier",
"What's wrong with this picture? -ASommers Well, other than the bumpmapped man-ass, it looks fine. -DRubenfield <squints at picture> That ass isn’t bumpmapped. -JWatson",
"I hate Star Wars. -HBlackman",
"I've found an interesting problem with collision and shaders... -TFiala",
"Emacs is the antique. -JWatson",
"To the extent the law allows, I explicitly DO NOT grant Sony permission to share any information about me with Microsoft without telling me first. - CThurow",
"What color is red? -DWaldrip",
"I'm not gay!!! -JRodgers",
"Tell you what, if you ship in September I’ll buy you a pony out of my own pocket. -JSmedley",
"I can have needs, that's not illegal. -JRodgers. ",
"Time to make Java my bitch. - CMayer",
"I'm just going to start coming to work naked. - CMayer",
"Sometimes we just have to be sad for a while. - CMayer",
"That's the kind of thing you show to someone like Gordon Walton, and they get a woodie over it. -CThurow",
"How are we going to do animating lights? -JDonham I'm not. -CBarnes",
"Unless we let the instruments move in and out of their face. -JGrills Yeah, I like that. -CMayer",
"I think that just about covers it. Game art = Done. -DBorth",
"No, it's not fun for the players, it's fun for us. Screw the players. -DRubenfield",
"I can't figure out how to force jump. -TBaily Let go with your feelings. -JFreeman I don't think that's going to work. -TBailey That is why you fail. -JFreeman",
"Each person, like, has their own thing, and like, that's what they should do. -JRodgers",
"Yeah, once I was at a bar in Bastrop and got punched by a redneck for no reason! -DWaldrip Did you have your daisy dukes on? -ACollins",
"I popped something off my stack and ended up off in la-la land. -JGrills",
"What’s up with the girlfriend-like remark about the mouse? -JRodgers",
"Perforce just fucked me. -JBrack",
"That guy can be such a punk sometimes. -CThurow",
"Jeff Grills, I love you. -JDonham",
"Well, I'm *for* design. -RVogel",
"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. Jake is stupid. -JDonham",
"I can have the game done by Tuesday. -TBailey Well, if you can do that, you get a promotion. -JDonham",
"I think this is fixed. -CMayer I’m fundamentally opposed to saying “I think this is fixed.” -JGrills This is definitely fixed. -CMayer",
"Scott's going to get his little pee-pee whipped. -RVogel",
"What kind of pizza do you want for your personal pleasure? -MBogue",
"I'm like a chocoholic, but with alcohol. -JWatson",
"I don't have a problem. -RVogel",
"I buy my nipples in packs of 22. -JWatson",
"My pickle is wet. -JDonham Just be glad you have a pickle. -AFranklin",
"When I get hungry, put meat in me. -JWatson",
"Keeping me full of caffeine will ensure we ship on time. -DRubenfield",
"When Rebo is scaled in the game could we scale his organ too? Or should I keep his organ small? -DAlexander",
"It's the most honest fake we can do right now. -JRoy",
"You can't trust these programmers. -JSiprelle",
"Get naked, let's see! - RVogel",
"My shadow shit is awesome! -ASommers",
"No, I will not bend over or get under your desk. -RPalacio",
"I'm not an idiot. -JSmedley",
"Justin doesn't know how it works. -JWatson But he's implementing it! -RKoster Guess he'll know soon, then. -JWatson",
"Can you get that done? -JDonham Not at my current salary. -JWatson",
"You want me to do that too? Holy fuck. -TFiala",
"Is that done, or Arnie done? -JRodgers",
"You talked to him about this? -JRodgers He doesn't know anything about *this*. -JGrills",
"He saw Kelly fall to the floor and heard \"You are in command now, Admiral Smedley.\" -JRodgers",
"You have to do it. Kinda like going to Pottery Barn with your girlfriend. -DBorth",
"If you see someone in the Bloodguard, just kill him and take his pants. Then *you* are in the Bloodguard! -BDaly",
"Artists aren't known for their great source control comments. -JDobson",
"You find a chunk of special meat! -JFreeman (via a quest script)",
"300 Items, at $800/item = job I want. -JDonham",
"Security through obfuscation. -ACastoro",
"We need to have a metal/Otoh Gunga meeting. -ASommers",
"Coffee is my bitter liquid god. -JWatson",
"She's pretty good looking, for a girl. -JJonas",
"Where else would you like me to touch you? - RVogel",
"I like my operating system to treat me like a bitch. -JWatson",
"Great, now I have an unconscious rabbit threatening me. -CMayer",
"What, was Friday no pants day? -TBailey Well, that's what Vogel told me. -DRubenfield",
"The more you fuck up, the more we slip. -JDonham",
"How can you not like sliced bread? - JShoopack",
"Sanity checking is scheduled, but it's low on my priority list. - SJakab",
"Every impossible system that is going to be developed is already completed . . . those aren’t impossible, just highly improbable. - Jgrills",
"It's strangely appropriate that that task is number 666. -CThurow",
"You know what I see for swimming underwater for first playable is the ability to swim underwater. -RVogel",
"They have a great sun, but they don't have Jesus Rays. -RVogel. That's because Jesus is working on our project. -JRodgers",
"We will be the Sith Lords of the network. -JRandall",
"Are you looking at my ass? -JDonham Are you trying to get me to look at your ass? -JRodgers",
"I need to lube it, I have some stuff, I'll bring it in. -RVogel",
"You got that right! -ASommers",
"Shut up bitches, I'm done! -CMayer",
"I fixed the last bug in it last night. -JGrills",
"I've never seen the server stay up this long. -CMayer",
"You need to delete your Wedges, Andy. -ASommers",
"All of the world's problems will be fixed. -ASommers",
"There's the first 90%, and then the second 90%. -JGrills",
"Data hasn't changed from last week with the frame rate was at 30. -RKoster",
"No, Joe is not John Roy. -JDonham",
"That would be 40 hours on a bus! That's like an entire work week! -DBorth",
"I like my women at 72. -ASommers",
"I will set up the computer, that's what John and I get paid to do. -RVogel",
"My secret santa gave me a lump of coal! -RVogel",
"Boba Fat is looking unhappy, and it's most certainly because he can not eat with his Boba helmet on. -WKier",
"Jeff, every time you fondle our base objects, our compilers go crazy! -JRandall",
"Nice jacket!... Are you going sailing today? -ACollins",
"Well... what if you went to Pluto and there where \"Space Rabbits\" there? -ACollins",
"Really it's all like a big chunk of milk. -DWaldrip ",
"I love you, John Donham. -KO'Hara",
"Put on the leather pants, J. -HBlackman",
"Please for the love of god do not engage in combat on the build cluster. It makes Jar Jar cry. -CMayer",
"Okay, just ignore what you see here. -ASommers",
"I enjoy being like a God. No, really. -MBouge",
"<On the phone with his wife> Haden is coming into town. <silence> I did so tell you he was coming!!! -RVogel",
"There is something strangely erotic about naked aliens. -JRoy",
"It's going to be a bad day when you can't figure out how to make a program dump core. -CMayer",
"A present is best presented wrapped in love and tied with smile. -AJorgensen",
"Luckily we’re safe in this well secured, non-leaky, no-ant filled building! -DRubenfield",
"I just fixed the last template system bug. -SJakab",
"You guys will never finish this milestone with me on Valium. -CBarnes",
"I just finished playing with myself. -RVogel",
"I want you to make a building that is generic, yet distinctive. -CBarnes",
"Matt, you've never touched me like that before! -RThornton",
"Let's all get naked! -RVogel",
"I fucking hate this project. -ACastoro",
"Not to say I don't have a sense of humor, but I want to make sure that there really AREN'T sounds needed for the \"Klaatu\", \"Barada\", and \"Nikto\". This IS a joke and not humorously named alien species, correct? -WWallace",
"Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department. -JWatson",
"I don't know that there is a good solution. -JGrills",
"The terrain system will never talk to Maya or Perforce! -ASommers",
"Where the fuck is the P.P.? -JWatson",
"That's going to be the most fun game in which you can do whatever it is you do in that game. -JFreeman",
"I'll do it...that way it will be a total cluster fuck. -RVogel",
"Lady & Gentlemen, we have a winner! -AFranklin",
"If you do your job right, and I'm blown away in December, you'll get your strippers. -RVogel",
"Yes, but how many times during UO did I say that UO has a great object template system and we should use it for Star Wars Galaxies? -DRubenfield",
"Damnit, I want to wear a dress! -JWatson",
"I'm having a Windows moment. -JWatson",
"Why did I hit abort when I meant retry? And why do they call it retry instead of debug? This is one of life's great mysteries. -JWatson",
"I didn't know we were on a schedule. -HBlackamn",
"It makes me hot just looking at you. -RVogel",
"The math doesn't work. -JGrills",
"You're the master, I'm the apprentice. I'm just learning. -ACastoro",
"That's a great car for hauling prostitutes, 'cause you can get more in there. -ACastoro",
"Remind me to never have just one big tooth in the middle of my face. -DWaldrip",
"Did Raph want them to blow glue? -JGrills",
"Pookie is ready to be hammered by stuff. -JBrack",
"Are banthas going to have 3 foot long tounges? -SJakab God I hope so. -JWatson",
"Rich is powerful. -TBailey",
"If they are bitching at each other, then they are paying us $15 a month. -ACastoro",
"You found my home page! -HBlackman",
"Somewhere in there. -ASommers",
"It's not bad . . . it's just that editing particles with text pad slows us down a bit... -JRoy",
"My schedule will grow on its own - we don't need to help it. -JGrills",
"If they ship next year I'll eat my shoes. -JDonham",
"Yeah, I found it in the street - of course I washed it before I put it on. - AStapp",
"If somebody is wearing a purple box that you don't like, you can kill them with your purple box. -AStapp",
"Lobsters are lettuce. -JDonham",
"I used to be an artist before I flipped fractals around. -JRoy",
"Yeah! Server Rules! -CMayer",
"My LOD system will take care of everything. -TFiala",
"Evil ewoks are like teddy bears stuffed with garbage. -WKier",
"I'll have a veggie burger with bacon, please. -NNewhard",
"I'd like to talk about the animation crisis. -BDaly",
"Does anyone get siezures anymore? -ASommers",
"I love Kevin O'Hara. I love Kevin O'Hara. I love Kevin O'Hara. -JBrack",
"We don't have time to feel sorry for ourselves for being stupid. -DWaldrip",
"You make my ass twitch. -NNewhard",
"Are you here to invade? Well, no, but I can give you an anal probe... -RKoster",
"You ruined Christmas! -DRubenfield",
"They are looking for chairs because something is wrong with their asses! - AFranklin",
"You found a room of tasks! -CBarnes",
"That's a trip to Vegas and 2 whores! -CMayer",
"We need 5 gallons...Well, can you check with your supervisior? -ASommers",
"Why is everone bouncing balls off my head? -DRubenfield",
"It copied a pointer, which copied the class, which blah, blah, blah, blah, boom. -RKoster",
"That is such a Raph task. -DRubenfield",
"Jabba was a Hutt, not stupid. -NNewhard",
"I'm about to make an ugly, ugly, ugly hack. -CThurow",
"Red, Green, and Blue. Too many colors. -DRubenfield",
"It takes playing with yourself to a new high. -RVogel",
"You made Ryan's nose throb! -DRubenfield",
"We all liked Bill's balls before you broke them by paddling them too hard! -JRandall",
"No that is incorrect - most balls have been destroyed by players who have no business playing with those balls. -DBorth",
"Just because it's right, doesn't mean it's perfect. -JGrills",
"I really have no problem with core system bitch work. -JRandall",
"Women are better at PvP. -RVogel",
"You are all fucking crazy. - JDonham",
"I'm doing something. - RVogel",
"I have a gun, and face it, sometimes you need to kill people. -JDonham",
"The only place they don't suck is urology! -RKoster",
"It's not the size of the Visio doc, it's how you use it. -ACastoro",
"I'd kill Rodia before the Millennium Falcon. -CBarnes",
"This is the worst kind of anal. -CBarnes",
"When we get 1 million combined subscribers, we are taking a trip to the Hilton in Atlanta, and spending more money than Richard G. -BMcQuaid",
"I just want an excuse to grab you. -RVogel",
"It wouldn't be a moon walk, it would be an Endor moon walk. -ACastoro",
"Now that's a quote! -ASommers",
"The willies are tangible. -ASommers",
"I think that I, more than anyone else, know how to ship a game. -ASommers",
"I'll hack that no problem! -JWatson",
"I really hate C++. It fucking sucks! -JGrills",
"There is a difference between men and women. -RVogel",
"We can kill you, that's not a problem. -ASommers",
"Mmmm.... maraboobies.msh... -CBarnes",
"We're cutting Dan! -NNewhard",
"I'd notice if my crotch was missing, I don't know about you. -ACastoro",
"That totally breaks our traffic ticket skill. -CBarnes",
"Use the fork! -CMayer",
"You're not an idiot. -JSmedley",
"Don't ever give a designer your wallet! -DRubenfield",
"I have peanuts. -CMayer",
"All I need to do is put it in. -ASommers",
"It's dangerous to be a telephone pole in this city. -JGrills",
"Get me drunk, take me to a good band -- that's all I need. -CMayer",
"I'm deaf as a motherfucker. -CMayer",
"All it takes is 1/2 an inch. -RVogel",
"I'm going to turn my stripper on! -ASommers",
"This is the biggest hardware hack I've ever had to deal with! Well, maybe not... -JGrills",
"I'm really ready for a benevolent despot to take over. -HBlackman",
"I think I've got a really good hack that will solve that. -JGrills",
"I don't want to be a programmer anymore. -ASommers",
"Making games is hard. -Everyone",
"SOACD = Shit only Andy can do. -JBrack/JRodgers",
"That's the problem with these modelers... -AJorgensen",
"Ryan always has girl problems. -JRandall",
"RVDC = Rich Vogel Damage Control -DBorth",
"Producer = Shit Shield -JRandall",
"Death is asynchronous. -JRandall",
"I guess it's not going to be today... -ASommers",
0};
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GameConnection::GameConnection(Client * o, const std::string & a, const unsigned short p, const NetworkId &characterId, const NetworkSetupData &setupData) :